Why I Hate Cell Phones

I scored tickets to the Green Day concert last Sunday at the Palace of Auburn Hills. If you ever get the chance to see Billie-Joe live, take it. That guy just rocks. They came out, punched you in the head and didn't stop punching for two straight hours. It was awesome... well... except for the fans. During one of the slower songs Green Day had all the lights turned off. The palace went dark. The mood was great. And then it happend. Every idiot in the croud with a cell phone starting holding them up and waving them in the air. What happend to the days when holding up your Zippo and letting that flame glow was cool. When the hell did Cell Phones replace Lighters? Is it because nobody smokes anymore. Is it because those damn lighters get real fricken hot holding them up for an entire song? Did Smoky The Bear complain? Is "The Man" behind this so he can sell more cell phones? I don't know. All I'm saying is "big freaking right on" to those few "old school" fans who brought out the flames and lit up the sky. And I send out a special "big F-U" to those idiots with the "bling bling" phones with all the blinking lights... shine them up real nice, turn them sideways, shove them up your arse and grow the F up! Either start smoking (so you can cary a lighter) or simply enjoy the tunes. People, it's just not cool to waive your phone in the air... they are not a substitute for the real thing. Just stop it!

By the way, Green Day Rocks!!! You have to see them live if you get the chance. Them and Cowboy Mouth are the best live bands ever!

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