Friday, August 26, 2005

Why I hate weddings



'Beanie': Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to ya then.

You get one vigina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to work it through.

Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together to join Franklin and Marissa...

Beanie: [coughing] Don't do it. My throat's dry, I'm sorry.

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