Wedding Humor

THE WEDDING TESTI was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me,
it was her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, andGenerally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, And I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because sheNever did it when she was near anyone else.One day her "lit tle" sister called and asked me to come over to check theWedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me That she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. SheTold me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed myLife to her sister. Well, I was in tot al shock, and couldn't say a word.She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wildFling, just come up and get me."I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stoodThere for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the frontDoor. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, myEntire future family was standing outside, all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better manFor our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Favorite Things on Our Registry

These are my favorite things on our gift registry.

Just in case you were wondering.

Otherwise, just give ridiculous amounts of cash.



Judo Chop

This thing SUCKS

Cuts like a Knife


Banana Hammock

86 Days to Go!!!!