Some Wedding Humor

T Minus 100 Days and Counting

I'll be married in 100 Days!!!

So Almost Permanent!!!

Suns say Duncan left bench, too

Posted on CNN: Wednesday May 16, 2007 10:09AM ET
The Suns didn't lose Tuesday's decision without at least making their own case. The Suns made sure that NBA decision-makers were aware that the Spurs' Tim Duncan and Bruce Bowen left the bench in Game 4 of their Western Conference playoff series when teammate Francisco Elson dunked early in the third quarter and hung on the rim, only to have the Suns' James Jones inadvertently undercut him as he headed up court. Elson fell to the floor. According to the Suns, Duncan jumped off the bench and walked onto the court with Bowen following him to get him back on the bench.

A long time coming

You know, its been a while since I've just plain old bitched about stuff.

Well, look out, I got to get a few things off my mind.

First, lets start off with this bimbo who is all of a sudden suprised that sushi is good for you. I quote from her Yahoo article published this afternoon "Well, it turns out that our national indulgence in this tasty and visually enticing treat from Japan may also be good for our health. Like many other Japanese foods, sushi tends to be low in fat, cholesterol, and calories.
In addition, sushi that has seafood as an ingredient is often an excellent source of heart-healthy omega-3 fatty acids, which lower the risk of blood clots and decrease triglyceride levels." HOW CAN IT NOT BE GOOD FOR US YOU DUMB ASS. IT'S FISNH AND RICE LADY! FISH AND EFFING RICE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WHY DID YOU JUST WASTE OUR VALUABLE INTERNET TIME ON THIS CRAP!!! WE KNEW THIS ALREADY!!! DUH!!!

Ah, I'm just getting warmed up.

Have you heard the latest commercials from our little deep fried finger licken friends (NOTE: DEEP FRIED CHICKEN IS BAD. BAD CHICKEN. MESS YOU UP. LISTEN TO OUR DUMB ASS FRIEND AND GO EAT SUSHI INSTEAD) Anyway, KFC ran an add during the Kentucky derby stating that in CHINA KFC is more popular than McDonald's. That in CHINA, people prefer KFC to McDonald's like 3 to 1. And that in CHINA, KFC is so delicious millions of CHINAMEN are flocking to KFC. Um... on a small positive note, it is nice to see an American Based company fattening up the millions of communist Chinese who can't wait to take over the world with greasy cholesterol while making a nice little profit for yourself. Your turn GM & Ford. That said KFC, is that the best ad you can come up with... that because CHINA loves KFC more than McDonald's the rest of us should? SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR LAZY MARKETING. Advertise how delicious your chicken is. Talk about how yummy those potatoes are. Tell me more about that oh so finger licking good extra crispy secret recipe. DON'T TELL ME TO EAT KFC BECAUSE CHINA IS DOING IT! SHAME SHAME SHAME (note: I said COMMUNIST CHINESE not all people from china are bad I have friends from there and I love them.)

FINALLY! I'm forced to eat freaking cereal for desert because Ice Cream IS NOT ON MY WEDDING DIET!!!