Say ello to my leetle friend! This is Paco, he is one bad ass lizard that lives in a tree at the Riu Palace, Mexican resort. Although he looks like a regular lizard, he's really the boss of the place. I hired him to be my 2007 Mexican Franchise Fantasy Football Team Mascot. You don't want to mess with him. One bite and the infection will be so bad they have to cut your arm off. Imagine if he bit you in the johnson! I'm just saying...
Here is Paco's home. Casa Del Paco if you will. He takes great pride in keeping his yard in tip top shape. It's truly immaculate. Don't even think about walking on his grass. Bad lizard! Mess you up!
Here is one of Paco's posse members. His name is Peco. His nick name is Speck. Don't let his small size fool you. He's super fast. He'll bite you ten times before you even feel the sting. And you'll be all like what the hell was that? And then like, where the hell did my thumbs go? Yeah, that's right, he'll bite them right off.
Ok, so these are some of the dudes I met in Mexico last week. I told them I would put the on the Internet. They really aren't very tech savvy. Being on a Blog is a big deal to them. Alright Paco and Speck, I kept my word. You're now famous! See you next year dudes!
