Saturday, March 31, 2007

Is Baltar a Red Wing

Hank Zetterberg <<<< Cylon>>>>Gaius Baltar











MMMM CYLON



Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Looking for Fun St. Patty's Day Stuff


Hey, if you are looking for some fun St. Patrick's Day Regalia or just for some beads to throw at an overly friendly Irish Hottie, check out this site.

COOL IRISH STUFF!!!


Monday, February 19, 2007

Friday, February 16, 2007

Marriage, my final frontier

Marriage, my final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Van Enterprise.

Our seven month mission: To explore strange new gift registries and bakeries and florists and halls and DJs and Limos and churches and photographers and golf courses and tuxedos and my favorite - bachelor party plans...

To seek out new life experiences and to eventually create new babies.

To boldly go on a bachelor party where no man has gone before!!!

Welcome to the official Joe Van Wedding Party!

The Crew!

Me (Captain Kirk)
Roberts (Number One)
Pata (Data with a sense of humor)
Scott (Bones)
McCall (Giordi)
Mark (Scotty  for obvious reasons)
Kyle (Warf)
John (Wesley Crusher)
Chris (Landing Party Extra Red Shirt Guy/Usher)
My Dad (Picard - Captain of the Enterprise D and E)
Kristi's Dad (Sarek  Spocks Dad)

I need a second landing party guy still

Anyway, welcome to the wedding. So proud to have you all stand up with me! Thank you very much and let the bachelor party planning begin!

ARE YOU WITH ME!?!?!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Hey Chixie Dicks!






JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!!!
ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE RUNTY ONE!



FIVE GRAMMYS! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!



ARE WE IN A MUSIC BLACK HOLE OR WHAT?

ARE THERE NO BETTER ARTIST OUT THERE THAN YOU?



WILL THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL PLEASE STAND UP AND SAVE US?



Friday, February 09, 2007

Buy American

Shhh Don't tell anyone, Honda recalls vehicals tooo

Honda recalls over 45,000 Civic Hybrids
TOKYO -- Honda Motor Co . plans to recall 45,335 Civic Hybrid sedans worldwide to repair a voltage converter defect that could stop the car's engine, spokeswoman said Friday. Japan's No. 2 automaker plans to recall 7,219 of the vehicles sold in Japan and another 38,116 sold overseas, mostly in the U.S., a Honda spokeswoman said. She spoke on condition of anonymity.


CAN YOU SAY DENIAL?

Auto business briefs
Toyota chief: Recalls woke company up
CHICAGO -- Jim Press, president of Toyota Motor North America, doesn't feel other automakers are closing in on the Japanese company in terms of quality. Speaking at the Chicago Auto Show, Press acknowledged Toyota faltered in 2005 with a high number of recalls, but said the drop last year is evidence that Toyota addressed the problem. "It woke us up and scared us to the point of re-energizing our efforts on quality," he said.



Jeff Meckstroth's dispute with Toyota Motor Corp. might have ended quietly on March 1, 2001, when an arbitration panel unanimously agreed that Toyota was liable for the damage to the engine of his 2-year-old $37,000 Lexus RX300 sport utility vehicle.
Instead, it escalated. As the two Toyota representatives packed up their papers, they referred casually to other, similar cases they were handling. "Then we had our suspicions up that this isn't an unusual case, that Lexus knows about the problem, and has formed a response -- just deny, deny, deny," said Meckstroth, a 47-year-old New Orleans stockbroker. "We decided to sue."
His case mushroomed into a class-action suit representing prior and current owners of nearly 4 million Toyota and Lexus vehicles that may have suffered engine damage due to thickening oil, or sludge. It can accumulate and deprive the engine of necessary lubrication.
Toyota agreed last fall to settle the case but maintains that its engines were not defective. It said the settlement terms mirror a program to reimburse customers for sludge-related engine damage or repairs that it put in place in 2002. A Louisiana state court is expected to approve the settlement this week after a hearing today.
With engine replacements costing as much as $10,000, the final tab could run into the billions. But the damage to Toyota's reputation might be even more costly for the Japanese automaker.
Toyota is not the only automaker that has received complaints from consumers whose engines are damaged by sludge -- and the source of the problem and who bears responsibility are disputed issues.
But the high-profile case is the latest in a series of recalls and other signs suggesting that the Japanese automaker's quality controls aren't foolproof.
"It would be accurate to say that there have been enough issues with Toyota in the past couple of years that they don't have the spotless image they had a couple of years ago," said Karl Brauer, editor in chief of Edmunds.com, an automotive research Web site.
But he adds that problems at Toyota attract a disproportionate amount of attention because of the automaker's sterling reputation for quality. "Most companies wouldn't get noticed for these problems."
Further complicating matters, sludge issues aren't clear-cut. Excessive heat, sediment, poor oil condition or a combination of those factors may thicken the oil. In engines with very narrow passages, small amounts of sludge may get stuck, causing damage.
DaimlerChrysler AG's Chrysler Group and Volkswagen AG are among the automakers that have faced complaints about engine sludge in their vehicles.
"There are reasons to believe that the engine design could be contributing to it, but there are also reasons to think that lack of maintenance or proper customer care is contributing," Brauer said. "Everything I've read indicates something kind of in between."
Gary Gambel, an attorney at Murphy, Rogers, Sloss & Gambel in New Orleans, argued that Toyota's engines had a defect giving them a propensity to develop sludge.
But "the terms of the settlement and the settlement itself have no finding of defect in the product," Toyota spokesman Xavier Dominicis said. "They're not saying these engines are predisposed to sludge."
The settlement covers certain model years between 1997 and 2002 for the Toyota Camry, Solara, Avalon, Celica, and Lexus ES300 cars, and the RX300 and Highlander SUVs. The settlement amount "is tailored to what your damages are," Gambel said.
Toyota does not expect the rate at which customers are coming in for engine repairs in those vehicles or for compensation to change as a result of the settlement, Dominicis said.
Toyota remains among the quality leaders by any measure, but some question whether it can continue to grow rapidly and maintain top standards. Its sales targets suggest Toyota may overtake General Motors Corp. to become the world's No. 1 automaker this year.
In a recent interview, Yuki Funo, Toyota's highest-level U.S. Toyota executive, said he thought Toyota had "come through the worst period."
He noted that the company's U.S. recalls were lower last year than in 2005. "We are on the right track to get our arms around this issue, and I think we should see better signs in the future," Funo said.
Most experts say it takes years for brands to lose -- and restore -- their reputations.
"The sludge issue was a significant blow," said Art Spinella, president of CNW Marketing Research Inc. in Bandon, Ore. "Toyota's in the position that GM was in back in the 1970s. A lot of people were buying GM products in the '70s because they were GM products, but they had fractures at the edges. It took 15 years before GM started to suffer from that long-term negative word-of-mouth."
At Toyota, he said, "it's going to hurt them if they don't turn it around."

Monday, January 29, 2007

See, it's totally legit!


Please go to this website and sign their petition to make the Monday after the Superbowl a Holiday! I mean come on! Even if you don't like sports its still a day off work.

Petition to make life great again!!!

By providing the first national petition and online forum, our vision is to see our greatest game take its next step into American History

Make the Super Bowl
A National Holiday &
Get the Monday After Off

No more Super Bowl Monday at work hangover!!!


SuperBowlMonday.com is a grass-roots political campaign dedicated to making Super Bowl Sunday a new National Holiday, with observation on Monday following the big game.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Evatt to host SuperBowl Party!!!


SuperBowl Party Location Revealed

Chris Evatt will open his Man's Den to host the 2006 Season Ending SuperBowl.

Please let Chris know if you will be attending so he can plan accordingly.

Hey, and it will be a kid friendly party so bring the entire family

Note: Since it will be a kid friendly event, please wear appropirate articles of clothing that will not malfunction

Monday, January 22, 2007

Getting Hitched


Thank God It's Friday!!!

Save the Date

Friday, August 31, 2007

I'm getting married to the most amazing woman in the world!

Monday, January 08, 2007

Day Two... feels like we've been here a week

Everyone seems so worn down already this year. Definitly not as fun as the last two years. Today started out at 5 AM when I woke up way too bright and early. Cool thing about being on the left coast was watching the Patriots dismantle the Jets at ten AM while having breakfast and starbucks in bed.


Basically I stayed in bed till the game was over at 1, took a shower and went to the convention center at 2. We stayed there till 5 learning the new booth layout and about all the new products. Delphi really does make some cool stuff.


After that we went here for dinner
It's at the Mandalay Bay Casino... we walked through the Luxor and Excalibur since I've never seen those casinos before. The Luxor is cool as hell, the Elevators literally go up on an angle. Not straight up and down, till they meet at a point at the top of the Luxor pyramid.
Seriously worth checking out. After that I lost 30 bucks at roulette. That sucked cause the lady next to me and good friend was winning every time. Stupid gambling.
Time for bed. Hell week starts tomorrow. Four straight days working the show. YUCK. My feet hurt just thinking about it.

Sunday, January 07, 2007











Day one in Vegas was exhausting! First, on the flight in an attendant calmly asked "is there a doctor on board?". Apparently a lady had passed out on our plane and caused quite a stir. She was in luck though because there WAS a doctor on the plane. It turned out to be no big deal... two aspirin and call me in the morning type of thing... however, it was kind of cool to hear the attendant call out, "is there a doctor on board?". I thought that only happened in the movies. Anyway, after rushing from the airport to the Venetian... the group I was with wandered around the place for about twenty minutes before we finally found the room we were looking for. That place is huge! And when you are running late trying to find something a Casino is the last place you want to be lost in.

During the meeting I was able to connect to ESPN on my phone to check up on the game scores. So much for LJ running wild all over the Colts. Needless to say, I was pretty happy to be able to check on the game during the meeting


So, after the meetings we went to this very nice restaurant called N9nes. Everything was fantastic! The food was so good. Best part about it was the company picked up the entire meal. Drinks included. I had a Bombay Sapphire Gin martini, shaken not stirred that literally kicked my ass. Speaking of kicked asses, how do you think Romo feels today after botching a sure game winning field goal? Oh, on second thought, the best part was there were a couple plasma TVs in our private room at N9nes so I got to watch the second half of the Seattle Dallas game.

After gorging on exquisite food and drinks, we went up to the top of the Palms casino to a club called Ghost Bar. I swear it felt like I was in an Austin Powers movie. All the waitresses looked like “fem-bot nurses” (kinda like this)

dressed in teeny tiny white mini skirts, teeny tiny low… real low cut tops, thigh high nylons and white stripper boots. The place was lit with just black lights, so these chicks really stood out in the crowd.

Anyway, the view at the Ghost Bar was amazing. It looked like this except less crappy

I don’t recall what time I stumbled home, but I do think it sucks that I’m wide awake at 6 AM really wishing I could get back to sleep.

Oh, and the next football game is on at 10AM left coast time. Can you say breakfast in bed?

P.S. the only thing that could have made day one better is if Kristi would have been here. I miss her.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Paco






Say ello to my leetle friend! This is Paco, he is one bad ass lizard that lives in a tree at the Riu Palace, Mexican resort. Although he looks like a regular lizard, he's really the boss of the place. I hired him to be my 2007 Mexican Franchise Fantasy Football Team Mascot. You don't want to mess with him. One bite and the infection will be so bad they have to cut your arm off. Imagine if he bit you in the johnson! I'm just saying...



Here is Paco's home. Casa Del Paco if you will. He takes great pride in keeping his yard in tip top shape. It's truly immaculate. Don't even think about walking on his grass. Bad lizard! Mess you up!







Here is one of Paco's posse members. His name is Peco. His nick name is Speck. Don't let his small size fool you. He's super fast. He'll bite you ten times before you even feel the sting. And you'll be all like what the hell was that? And then like, where the hell did my thumbs go? Yeah, that's right, he'll bite them right off.



Ok, so these are some of the dudes I met in Mexico last week. I told them I would put the on the Internet. They really aren't very tech savvy. Being on a Blog is a big deal to them. Alright Paco and Speck, I kept my word. You're now famous! See you next year dudes!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Gone Fishing!

See you in a week biotches! Sure hope it isn't freezing ass cold while I'm on the beach with my hottie fiance drinking tropical deliciousness while watching the sun set into paradise!






















Engaged!

Thank you to everyone who made Friday, December 8th the most special day for Kristi and Me. Don, Mike, Michael Johnson, Kyle, Greg, Paul and Dave, I couldn't think of better guys to be there to share this moment. Mom, Joette, Kelli, Berni, Amanda, Felicia, Keliann, Tina and Sarah, the new women in my life! Thank you also for this magical moment.

And to my Fiance... THANK YOU FOR SAYING YES! I love you for ever!

Friday, December 08, 2006

It's Party Time! IRISH STYLE!



Come raise a pint of Guinness in celebration of the "Old Lady's" birthday.

You wont want to miss this raucous affair!

The party starts at 9:00 the fun ends in the weee hours of the morning.

Cheers!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Baby is all grown up!

I love you Baby!
Happy Birthday!!!

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

PLAYOFFS BABY


Once uppon a time I got an email... it said something like "hey Joe, I'll trade you Ladanian Tomlinson for a draft pick and a cup of coffee". I thought to myself...
Draft Pick... 6th round
Coffee... freeze dried
Stealing LT from one of the best fantasy football minds in the BHFFL... Priceless!
So, in 2006 I'm rushing LT into the playoffs and hopefully to a championship.
Thank you LT
and Thank you SBM